Because your dog is plotting how to break into their stash.
by Sean Zucker
November 11, 2021
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It’s a classic scene: A bag of dog food lies open on the ground, surrounded by a pool of loose kibble. Was this the work of your mischievous dog or a common house mouse, which, despite their lesser tendencies, remain one of nature’s cuter creatures (don’t @ me). This discovery leads to a host of new anxieties including, but not limited to, the sight of flies, fear of impending cockroaches, and growing suspicion you’ve secretly always wanted a mouse ever since seeing Stuart Little in second grade. Regardless, there’s a simple fix to avoid facing these existential conundrums — buy a better dog food container. Thankfully, you have plenty of options and we rounded them all up. You’re welcome.
Btw, our editors (and their pets) picked out these products. They’re always in stock at the time we publish, but there’s a chance they’ll sell out. If you do buy through our links, we may earn a commission. (We’ve got a lot of toys to buy over here, you know?)
Look, it’s not always a bad thing to be basic. Buy the big container that’s simple and easy to store, albeit basic. But maybe stop Tweeting about your latte.
This stoneware canister has an artisanal vibe that is perfect for storing treats. And with the option for customized monograms, it might help you forget the wedding towels your dog ruined.
Unlike the logic behind every Michael Bay premise, this container is airtight. It also has a built-in exhaust that automatically releases air to help food stay fresh.
Maybe you’re like me and your back seems to hurt far too often for someone a quarter into life, maybe you just hate anything resembling a squat. This elevated, easy-to-open bin will help postpone any impending chiropractor appointments.
Maybe you’re like me and your back seems to hurt far too often for someone barely a quarter into life, maybe you just hate anything resembling a squat — this elevated, easier to open bin will help postpone any impending chiropractor appointments.
Matte black with a sleek finish, this canister belongs in the next issue of Architectural Digest. Though, given its size, it’s probably best suited for treats.
Have you ever been at a concert and noticed a guitarist playing out of two amps stacked atop each other, and thought to yourself, That can’t possibly be necessary, but it does look cool? This is basically the dog food container version of that, except it’s very practical. The additional storage space can be used either as inspiration to stock up on rations, or a means of hiding your dog’s excess toys that are somehow always exactly where you are stepping.
You’re the Jack Kerouac of dog owners — always traveling, hiking, and seeking new locations off the beaten path. This compact contraption will help your dog keep up on your adventures together.
Sean Zucker is an editor at The Wildest whose work has also been featured in Points In Case, The Daily Drunk, Posty, and WellWell. He recently adopted a Pit Bull named Banshee whose work has been featured on the kitchen floor and behavioral issues rival his own.