The Procrastinating Dog Parent’s Guide To Halloween

If Willow Smith can make a pop-punk album then your dog can be a cow — if only for one night.

Look no further than Jeff Goldblum’s career or the seemingly endless impending Jurassic Park sequels for proof that dinosaurs never go out of style.

Celebrate the cheap meal that got you through college, by fashioning it on the animal who’s getting you through adulthood.

Steal from the rich and give to the pooch. This is an economic policy we can all get behind.

The reasons behind this entry are twofold. Yes, it honors one of the stronger offerings from Pixar’s impressively prolific catalog, but the bright orange also means come night, your pet will never be hard to find.

Judging by the early social media buzz, Squid Game ensembles promise to be a staple this holiday season. Don’t let your dog miss out on the hype — just try to avoid any high-stakes competitions for the time being.

Empower your pup by allowing them to wear the garb of their nemesis. With this Cruella de Vil get up, they’ll have 101 reasons to flaunt their stuff.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light — illuminate your pup’s look with this Harry classic. But most importantly, don’t let the muggles keep your dog down.

If Chris Pratt says Mario isn’t Italian anymore, who’s to say he can’t be a dog. 

One, two, a Freddy costume is coming to you. Nothing says nightmare like the surprise left on your new carpet. Give your dog the shocking vibes to match.

Bridgerton taught us a lot about life during the Georgian period, mainly that people humped like animals. Your dog already acts the part, why not get the outfit to match.

Honor the heroes who kept your shopping addiction alive over the last year and half with this brown little number. Just remember to sanitize after opening.